Once upon a candle, a little Inu stared at a red chart and made a promise: never look broke again.
He learned the charts, bought a pair of black shades, and replaced his ordinary teeth with a ridiculous set of rainbow diamond grillz. Now the city lights reflect off his chain, his laptop never sleeps, and his confidence is permanently set to maximum.
Does he know where the market goes next? Absolutely not. Does he look incredible while watching it? Obviously.
“THE CHARTS CHANGE.
THE DRIP STAYS.”
THE DRIP STAYS.”